rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can

That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!

by Candyman Can June 23, 2018

Goose knuckle

The pulling back of a mans excess cock skin to make the male genitalia seem larger or longer, in some cases more dagger like.

John: Rambo hit that goose knuckle pretty hard

Jim:yea his cock is elite and looks like a dagger, how appealing!!
John: yea he has a nice cock, all thanks to that goose knuckle

by Hissnnsfkdi October 07, 2021

plucked up goose

A ratchet street crawler, who presumably gets passed around often and has sex with multiple partners. Presenting with a disheveled and ruffled appearance, like a plucked up goose.

Bruhhh that girl looked like a "plucked up goose", I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

by J7575 May 26, 2022

goose in your engine

a catastrophic (or near catastrophic) fiasco, out of the control of the subject.

Wow, you really have a goose in your engine.

by jed jr. October 08, 2009

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 08, 2020

Reverse Goose

Take a dump sitting on the toilet backwards

I had to take a dump so bad I ran into the bathroom and sat right on the toilet, didn't even have time to turn around.
What a great Reverse Goose!

by score1x October 31, 2011

Goosed-up tenshitter

The grimy, booger-like substance found on top of urinals in most schools.

I ain't using that urinal, it's covered in goosed-up tenshitter!

by karimmmabdull December 08, 2017