69

The only math problem where both parties get to subtract clothes and add pleasure simultaneously

Person A: "Hey, did you hear about that new restaurant that opened up?"
Person B: "Oh, yeah! I heard their specialty dish is called '69'!"
Person A: "Wait, what? Isn't that just a number?"
Person B: "Well, apparently, it's a delicious combination of spicy chicken and saucy noodles. They really know how to satisfy your cravings!"
Person A: "Wow, that's quite an enticing menu item. I guess they're all about pleasing their customers in more ways than one!"
Person B: "Absolutely! Their slogan is 'Taste the pleasure of perfect harmony!'"
Person A: "Haha, I can't help but wonder if they have any '69' meal deals or discounts. It sounds like a fun way to indulge in some culinary delights!"
Person B: "Who knows? You might just have to go and find out for yourself. Just be prepared for an unforgettable dining experience!"
Person A: "Well, it certainly sounds like a place that knows how to mix pleasure with good food. Count me in!"
Person B: "Bon appétit and enjoy the delicious '69' experience! Just remember to keep an open mind and an empty stomach!"

by Binod, James Binod June 15, 2023

69 god

Drake…

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 god.

by Nutass Freakbul May 6, 2024

69

its where the male licks the female's pussy and the female sucks the male's dick. can be done with male and male by them sucking each other or female and female by them licking each other!

ellie and jasper walk into jaspers room*

jasper: u ready baby

ellie: hell yea

iris and kym outside watching a film* starts to hear noises

ellie: screaming* AHHHHHHHHH DONT STOPPPP

jasper: you like that bitch?
ellie: yes yes yes yes yesssssss
iris: wtf is happening in there

kym: i think they are 69ing!

iris: o fuck

jasper: this is so fresh ellie!!
ellie: yea i'm good at sucking cock

iris and kym: WTF DID SHE JUST SAY THAT

ellie and jasper walk out of jaspers room*

kym: you guys know that me and iris heard you doing that

iris: yea you were very loud

jasper: and...

ellie: yea we did it for a reason...

iris and kym: WTF YOU DIRTY BITCHES

by urb4ndicktionary March 24, 2021

Rule 69

The rules states that if in a coed work environment, someone is fucking

"I just started this new job and I'm certain Jill is sleeping with Ted from accounting, rule 69"

by S. L. Avery November 8, 2022

69

The stupid number before 70.
1 2 3 4 5………………30 31 32 33 ……………………67 68 69 70
It is 1 2 3 4 5………………30 31 32 33 ……………………67 68 69

Count from 1 to 69.
69.

by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy November 18, 2022

Lily 69

Lily 69.

Lily 69.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

69

An oral sex position. Involves a male putting his penis in his partner's mouth, and licking the partner's vagina. This will ultimately lead to a mouth full of cum.

69 is yum yum in my tum tum

by Rear_End_Eater March 18, 2021