Zoey

sigh. zoey. this bitch simps like there's no tomorrow. CAN'T TELL A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP FROM A GOOD ONE, STAYS WITH ONE PERSON WHEN THERE ARE SO, SO MANY BETTER OPTIONS FOR HER BUT nOooO. ANYWAY. she likes to make fun of me a lot along with other people and although i love her like a sister, she's just, *sigh*. she's very supportive but istg sometimes i'd like to clock her and impale her with a chair. she can be obnoxious as fuck and i swear, ANNOYS THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU. she's ok in general ig, 6/10 experience. zoey? i love her. she's? annoying. hotel? trivago. HAPPY READING ALL <3 and urban dictionary, FUCK YOU.

I think Zoey's going crazy again. Anyone wanna join me in clocking her?

by i love zoey though July 26, 2021

Zoey

Hottest and most cool person ever.

Zoey is so cool and hot.

by Finnwhich09 July 30, 2021

Zoey

Zoey is the most beautiful GIRL I've ever seen. Her eyes, most beautiful deep green. Her hair, prettiest colour, the way it shines in the sun. Her smile, I could get lost in it for hours, her laugh makes me laugh. Just looking at her makes me smile uncontrollably. I absolutely love her to pieces. Best girlfriend I could ever imagine!

Zoey; female name: Zoey is absolutely adorable!

by Stella B November 9, 2021

Zoey

She be wack sometimes ong but she cool when she ain’t tryna talk shit but she also be turning guys gay but that ain’t her fault she didn’t know he was gay he just thought she was hot for being a gay guy Ig I don’t really know but she be built like a hour glass and got a sassy attitude with the men on the daily she attracts pedophiles without even trying to names JAKEEEEEE I mean WTF how dat even happen man named jake must be a pedophile ong but even as I am writing this long ass mother fucken paragraph she be talkin smack so deuces to the real one and don’t duck with no jake

Zoey got a text from jake

by drunkdic420 November 21, 2021

Zoey

A nice person who likes someone they met in less than two days. A fun person to talk to but also the biggest idiot on earth. Affectionate but in a non affectionate way, and they also need help.

person A: I love Zoey so much… I wish they’d notice me.

Person B: just give up lmao

by seokjinniestjin November 21, 2021

zoey

zoey; meaning life. zoey is an amazing person. she's smart, absolutely stunning, and a great friend. she has an inviting aura and loves to give advice. zoey has many great qualities but sometimes shes a bitch, and i mean like a BITCHHHH, but besides that shes pretty cool. her dislikes are clingy people and pepsi! she likes cats and being with her friends. having zoey as a girlfriend could be a struggle because she has major commitment issues but once you let her know how much you care for her shes all in. zoeys are very attractive maybe because theyre very personable and down to earth. zoeys are spectacular people and you should bow at their feet.

person: wow whos that shes so cool.
other person: yeah i know, thats zoey.

by usuckmyballs November 21, 2021

Zoey

Not every zoey is exactly the same, but chances are they’re

- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise

- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic

Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)

- text back often

- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends

Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions

Boy: zoey is so funny
Girl: yeah and she’s like, so hot!

by Nutz_by_deez November 21, 2021