Zachary

Zachary is a nerd and very good at math. Athletic and smart. Damn good friend and so fucking amazing.
Zachary is so cool
by NOOBboi November 15, 2019
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Zachary is a kind hearted loving man who never fails to put a smile on your face. He is one of the most protective, careful, and genuine men I have ever been in contact with. He always knows just what to say in tough situations. Don't even get me started on his hair, his smile, his laugh, his muscles. Everything about Zachary is wonderful. You would be lucky to talk to Zachary even if the opportunity of meeting is unlikely. Whenever he smiles I can't help but smile too.
Damn you see that guy over there? He must be a Zachary. Woah.
by findoutwhoiam June 14, 2018
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A fuck boy who says I love you to every girl. He has a new bitch every week and tells them he’s loyal every time. He has a nice body and nice face. Everyone thinks he’s gay.(he probably is) Once he’s used all the girls he’s gonna need to resort to boys. He’s probably sucked someone’s Titties and probably sent you a booty pic. If any of these qualities describe your “Zach” or “Zachary” or “man fuck” he’s probably gonna come out gay soon or his name is Zachary Seymour.
There goes Zach with his new bitch, hope she doesn’t chlamydia.
Watch out that Zachary has some dick in his mouth.
by Clouty gangity January 05, 2018
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Zachary is the definition of ultimate perfection. Zachary also known as Zac has great potential for the world ahead of him. Even when Zac is impatient he always manages to look adorable. He is very kind and loving to the people around him.
Zachary is irresistible and adorable during every task.
by Llama banana December 15, 2018
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Nice guy but can be very bipolar and is a real horny fuck. Generally has a small thick dick and scares off all the girls when he whips out his chode. But gets worse as you make your way down to his hairy asshole that can be used as a jungle inhabitant for all animals.
1.) Hey how was the night with Zachary!?
2.) All was going well till he wipped out his 2 inch code and don’t even get me started on his behind, thought I was about to fuck a gorilla...
by Garrybarry April 23, 2019
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The biggest queer you will ever meet. He likes to play head games with girls & lie. He'll make you really mad & then make you somehow forget it. He's a useless guy.
Zachary is my ex-boyfriend.
by Ginger_squirrel <3 May 30, 2011
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This random ginger kid who came to math class with a hickey once. He likes it when people tickle his knee. His favorite color is purple. He likes to think he's smart...but he's actually kind of cocky.
Boy: What happened to your neck?
Zachary: A girl was sucking on it.
by theonewhoknowszach October 20, 2010
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