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Yolked

To borrow someone against their will (whom is your friend or family) for their own benefit.
We yolked Nana out of the nursing home cuz that shit was whack.
by Stephyth27 March 18, 2017
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Yolked

A word used to describe someone who is very in shape/hench. If you can describe a woman as yolked then something is wrong.
Jack jones is yolked.
by JD #MDhitta August 11, 2022
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unequally yolked traveling

The phenomenon of traveling with someone who does not match your travel speed, efficiency, or manner, causing an imbalanced travel dynamic.
While we were good friends on a day to day basis, I found we were unequally yolked traveling, as our different approaches to daily sightseeing often left me frustrated and out of sync.”
by TravelingTexan July 27, 2024
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egg yolk spill

the beautiful runny action that happens when you cut an egg yolk in half
That egg yolk spill looks like the abscess I drained for my patient last week
by sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfasldfj3 September 15, 2018
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Yolked

Dude, that buffed nigga's super yolked, yo.
by Sontha May 24, 2019
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yolk scrotum

When you deep water poach an egg and the resulting cooked article looks like a wrinkled scrotum with a golden testicle.

Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.
I'm poaching some eggs, how many yolk scrotums do you want?
by GrassFedHuman January 9, 2025
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the yolk-o ono

The act of cracking an egg in bed and smearing the yolk across the pillow, followed by soiling one self as a sexual act.

This act is described briefly in the graphic novel 'Familiar Face' by Canadian comic book artist Michael DeForge
She did the yolk-o ono in an act of unbridled arousal. He wretched in disgust.
by Omelee June 19, 2023
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