yoink yeet

to steal something, just to throw it away

guy 1: last night i yoinked a car just to yeet it into the river.
guy 2: nice yoink yeet

by ruru kys May 13, 2019

Yoink Scoop

A spinoff of "Zoinks Scoobs" - the action of cleaning up scooby doo's shit

*Friend gives me a piece of art that he has worked very hard on* "That art looks horrible" *Throws it out* "Yoink Scoop"

by Fusions D April 2, 2019

Yeet yoink

A yoink that you get

Who in the yeet yoink three this gum at me? There are 12 year olds in the room next to me. (Gabby put your clothes on we gotta go.)

by Yelomedallion February 25, 2019

Toddler yoinking

Describes the act of spotting and subsequently stealing a defenseless toddler away from their parents in a moment of inattention.

Yo Benjamin lets do some toddler yoinking. That toddler looks really yoinkable

by U35creations April 21, 2022

Counter-Yoink

The Counter-Yoink is an exceedingly rare version of a yoink allowing the yoinked party to counter the effects of a yoink, provided the initial yoink has not been fully completed.

I was trying to yoink that puck from him, but he totally counter-yoinked me.

by anon1293844 May 17, 2020

Twat Yoink

Getting half way though rubbing one out and deciding to leave it alone for a bit.

Piers was getting well into it but decided to Twat Yoink as he couldn't handle the pressure

by Myersrum March 10, 2021

Yoink and Boink

When you steal someone's date and have sex with them.
This is widely considered to be a dick move

Past tense: Yoinked and Boinked.

Jim: Chad Yoinked and Boinked my date.
George: What?
Jim: He stole my date and had sex with her
George: That's a dick move.
Jim: No it's a Yoink and Boink

by Gnepp_ February 29, 2020