Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.
Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."
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weaving your own yoghurt

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
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Daddy's yoghurt

Very creamy cum
"She suffocated to death because daddy's yoghurt was too thick."

Person 1: I gave her some of daddy's yoghurt.
Person 2: Did she die?
Person 1: Yeah.
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Nob Yoghurt

How can you still be hungry? I just gave you a big serving of Nob Yoghurt
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Sausage Yoghurt

Other term used to describe the male ejaculate.
My girlfriend asked me for a pearl necklace but I missed and got sausage yoghurt all over her face and in her eyes.
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Yoghurt male

Name: Whatever name you associate with someone who’s annoyingly good at everything.

Personality type : Yoghurty.

A yoghurt male is a wholesome male, who enjoys all things yoghurt, especially if it looks instagrammable, he will always endeavour to post his food and his much more interesting than average life for his friends to see.

Yoghurt males insist on being above the typical alpha and sigma males, simply because of their innate ability to be better than them without trying to be the best at everything or try to look like a successful person, they simply, just are.

They love to do achieve their daily tasks and single handedly do so with great esteem, whilst holding a yoghurt in the other hand.

They love going on ‘cute’ walks and hold hands with their woman in public with no care in the world, this comes from their confidence which radiates throughout the room by being funny, charming, yet humble, theyre a fan favourite with everyone in the room.

Yoghurt males are the pinnacle of mankind and excell at absolutely everything, it all comes naturally too them.
Friend 1: ‘Oh man hows that guy over there look so cool, i love his bracele…. Is that a muller corner in his hand, whilst he’s drinking his beer??’

Friend 2: ‘Oh that guy over there with the shades oh his head…. Thats Justin, we call him just in your pants, cause he’s that cool, I’ll introduce you too him later, such a sound guy’

Friend 1: ‘Woah thanks man, id love to meet him’

Friend 2: ‘Yeah sure, hes a proper Yoghurt male’
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