yeti handshake

When a person soaks a hand in ice water until numb and performs a handjob.

Dayum, the hookers on 8th street will give you a yeti handshake for 5 more dollars and a bucket of ice.

by Space Cowboy Ace November 13, 2007

Snow Yeti

A white male who is attracted to black females.

Ya bro Jake is a complete snow yeti, he only hooks up with black girls.

by Riskietbiskiet February 25, 2019

Porch Yeti

An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.

Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti

Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!

by Shabutacock69 April 9, 2021

yeti buddies

Two guys who both love the brand Yeti so much, that once they realize they both love Yeti, they trust each other completely and soon become inseparable.

Once I found out my sister's new boyfriend carried a yeti like me, we became Yeti buddies, and now it feels more like he's dating me.

by cpeasy February 28, 2021

Pink Yeti

A pink yeti is where you stick your penis in the freezer.

*Talking about mics*
Dave"I just have a Blue Yeti"
JohnOnTheRadio "I've got a pink yeti..............thats when you put your penis in the freezer"

by idroppedmybitcoins December 19, 2017

Yeti-Fest

a group of large females, not thick...LARGE.
Has to be at least three biggies. Can only be one skinny/regular size girl in the whole group.

Man 1: What a incredibly large gathering of big women!
Man 2: Yes, quite the YETI-FEST.
Man 1: Disgusting!

by myself most the time December 16, 2008

yeti cock

A dick that is big and extremely hairy that it looks like a dong of an abominable snowman.

Rick's yeti cock looks like something from the Ice Age.

by Spector August 29, 2006