Wooftie woof

A nice dog.

Look at that wooftie woof that looks nice.

by BENERRIDGE AND WHAT?! June 6, 2011

Woof Cookie

The art of giving anal and then jaming your hog in their mouth afterwards.

Dude, last night, I gave that bitch a nice treat. Hell yeah! I gave her a Woof Cookie

by Bassman Biff September 20, 2007

Woof Pussy

A woman's Moustach.

Why u alwayz gotta come up here wit dat woof pussy

by Brockums June 26, 2003

Woof Bag

A bag of woofs.

Completed when a dog utters a bark and/or howl into a bag. You must seal this when completed.

"When I open the bag, it totally woofed at me. It's totally a woof bag."

by meow1234567890 August 20, 2011

woof machine

A very noisy, constantly barking dog.

John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!

by pentozali April 16, 2006

woof the fuck off

Telling a bitch to fuck off or back off.

Tracy: Carol acts like she’s interested in Henry’s pet to get into his pants

Nicole: Again?! that bitch can woof the fuck off

by joe mama penis November 28, 2019

woof your cookies

To vomit, puke, blow lunch, blow chunks or ralph.

As we got off the roller-coaster, I took one look at my girlfriend and said: "You're going to woof your cookies aren't you." She bent over, and did, all over her shoes.

by Lawman October 17, 2003