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Gay Wizard

Person 0: Did you hear about that gay wizard from harry potter
Person 1: Yea Sirius black right
by timmyishot.com April 29, 2022
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Freaky Wizard

free-key - wizz-erd
n.
weird black nail and lip coloured greebo mofo, with long dark drench coat - to smooth the strange effect of garms

any name for a retard person that dresses like a bell end

strange emo reject retard
ex 1
p 1) look at that chap dressed in weird clothing

p 2) what the fuck, - dirty Freaky wizard mother fucker

ex2
p 1) what is that person wearing

p 2) that my friend is a Freaky wizard. LOL

aka strangely dressed, weird thoughts, who knows what is passing their freaky mind
by Rob gas June 20, 2009
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Wizards Gloss

Crusted Drool on the side of the lips, Often seen after taking a nap.
Josh: wake up nigga we about to take a quiz.

Devin: *wakes up* oh shit when did this happen?

Josh: Ew nigga you got a nasty case of wizards gloss

Devin: Damn I better wipe this shit off.
by WillIamiamimnot September 12, 2010
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boob wizard

A highly skilled individual who can quickly glance at a pair of titties and accurately name their size
That creepy guy with shades on the metro is usually a boob wizard. Whispers of "34C"s can be heard as he walks past.
by Meghansolo7 September 6, 2015
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Wizard's Potion

When you empty materials such as Coke and Mentos into a girl's vagina and watch the glorious explosion of the materials as well as some vaginal fluid.
I told Sam to put her legs behind her head so I could prepare a wizard's potion.
by Nermie December 14, 2009
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Grand Wizard

by BickDickHonkers October 20, 2018
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sad wizard

A type of chode that ,you can not fully see the tip and it hangs down
“Dude I just found out my dad has a sad wizard.”
by Kyle needs to step up December 13, 2017
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