David Wills is the sexiest human being on this planet. He is the starting receiver for the Dallas Cowboys. Weighing in at around 1,000 pounds this beast is sponsered by Monster Energy. He is also known as the man who first stepped on the moon and who also discovered the light bulb
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if you're looking for reassurance do not turn to wills, whether you're a friend of many years or some one he has only met once, he isn't slow to point out your flaws and make continuous jokes about them until you become very insecure of them...and even then he wont stop. *cough cough* hench shoulders *cough cough*
wills has the money but will still make a fuss over buying you a 70p bottle of water even when you insist on paying them back, and then forgets your name every 5 mins no matter how long he's known you. he is very tall and lanky...100% not boyfriend material.
so girls...here's your warning not to get involved with wills whether you think he's kinda funny or not (which you won't)
oh and can't forget that he's a flee ridden swine which will be the cause of a cold outbreak amongst your whole year group and their families upon first introduction
if you're looking for reassurance do not turn to wills, whether you're a friend of many years or some one he has only met once, he isn't slow to point out your flaws and make continuous jokes about them until you become very insecure of them...and even then he wont stop. *cough cough* hench shoulders *cough cough*
wills has the money but will still make a fuss over buying you a 70p bottle of water even when you insist on paying them back, and then forgets your name every 5 mins no matter how long he's known you. he is very tall and lanky...100% not boyfriend material.
so girls...here's your warning not to get involved with wills whether you think he's kinda funny or not (which you won't)
oh and can't forget that he's a flee ridden swine which will be the cause of a cold outbreak amongst your whole year group and their families upon first introduction
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