wifi wifey

A girl who provides Wifi. Nick Bean made a song about a Wifi Wifey, called 'Wifi Wifey'

The song goes like this:
'Do you double tap like me? When I'm on the road you can Skype me. I'll follow if you follow me back, your my Wifi Wifey.

by 5quadYouNow=LIFE February 19, 2016

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Gilberto Wifi

Having more than 500 ping and realizing McDonald's is a better WiFi choice than your own WiFi.

My WiFi is so slow I must have Gilberto WiFi.

by Sticky Head June 23, 2020

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When you shove a bunch of fire crackers into a router, light them and proceed to shove it up someone’s ass.

I love it when I’m sitting in my bed and my boyfriend Grabs the router and some firecrackers and starts WiFi booming me

by Spaceman4578 March 01, 2018

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Wifi Clan

by Wifi Blackout February 28, 2012

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wanna have free wifi? then go to lumeo .co SCAM

by Not_Ceehny December 21, 2020

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Where you vomit and cum in a girl or guys arse to make premium wifi

Dude 1: Yo bro how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Awh it was sick as, I gave her the premium wifi!!
Dude 1: NICEEEE

by TickTockTicketyTock September 05, 2017

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To have either Irish or really crappy Wifi

Dude, you're slowing the whole server down with your potato Wifi

by Zach Steber September 12, 2017

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