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White Man's Handcuffs

The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music
For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.
by thesmallC September 28, 2011
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White Man's Handshake

A handshake that involves grabbing an outstretched hand firmly and pumping it up and down confidently to avoid an embarrassing flub of a cool handshake. This is usually given when a minority holds out their hand and you, not wanting to mess it up and appear lame, crush their fingers before they show everyone how "white" you are when you mess it up.
Boy 1: I was playing ball at the Y and everyone was introducing themselves. This guy walked up to me, held out his hand and said "Yo, what up? I'm LaTrell." I didn't want to look like an idiot so I grabbed his hand and gave him the White Man's Handshake before he could try anything funny.

Boy 2: Wow...
by Sheepdog October 12, 2012
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white man's malibu

A stolen car that ends up as a rez rocket
"Went to town got a box of blue a bucket of buzzard and a white man's malibu"
by Bullet Bobert May 24, 2008
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White Man's Tan

The terrible sunburns that white people get making them wish they had more melanin.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed and got a terrible white man's tan
by Quag July 27, 2008
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White Man Lie

A lie told by a white man to a black man, to make the black man feel better about himself.
DeShawn: Hey Brad, do I look shnazzy in these 'ere overalls?

Brad: Aw, man, you look great!

Random Passerby: Wow, what a White Man Lie...
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little white man

A man who is little and white
COME HERE YOU LITTLE WHITE MAN! I HAVE TO BEAT YOUR ASS!
by tatopog April 23, 2020
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White Man

Men who are Caucasian or who are pale of skin (Not to be confused with those who are Albino or have Vitiligo). these men are self absorbed and care about no other race but their own, regardless of bloodline. Known for Colonizing countries that dont need or want to be colonized. Also known for starting Wars and fights with every other nationality that refuses be colonized. What ever they do not know or understand makes them feel threatened. Recognizable by their Skin Color, Scent, and Bigot Mentality. Also known for being predisposed to Racism and Homosexuality.
-The White Man believes that they discovered America while American Indians already lived there.
-The White Man believe that they created touch-tone telephone, the portable fax, caller ID, call waiting, and the fiber-optic cable, Clothes Iron, carbon filament and a plethora of other things that were created by African Americans.

-The White Man travels the world , learns new ways and Kills his teachers.
by BornQueenIsMe. July 30, 2018
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