whatever

a word you use when you have no other comeback to say to someone who just dissed you big time. same with shut up.

are we siamese twins?" "no" "then y r u always next to me?" "whatever!

by justinsgurlie January 8, 2011

whatev~

A term used soley when talking to girls who pop out of chocolate bars...

Most commonly preceeded by a "psssh..."

Most commonly ended with a "~ (which indicates the movement of the head and general emotion associated with the word)"

"Why so blue panda bear?"

"Pshh... whatev~"

by T-r3v/bag$ June 1, 2006

whatev

A very masculine and inherently awesome way to express indifference.

Majewski: Someone made up this word before you
Ascalon: Whatev

by Ascalon March 24, 2005

whatever

the best comeback of all time

person 1: you're such a moron
person 2: whatever

by Szy April 28, 2006

whatev

A variant of "whatever," a term made popular during the 90's valley girl craze. "Whatev" serves as the same purpose as "whatever", to verbally disregard a rejected statement or action, except the shorter version almost mocks the longer as it is usually associated with bubble-gum yuppies. Generally accompanied with a flopping wrist movement and/or a raised eyebrow.

Snob- So, Tommy just asked me to Prom.
Girl- Wait, really?
Snob- Yeah. Guess you can kiss your perfect date with him good-bye, because he chose me, bitch.
Girl- Ugh. Whatev!

by Lily of the Valley December 28, 2005

it's whatevs

Use 1: a phrase used to politely disregard(in a cool-nicca-sorta-way) what another individual has said. especially when you don't care.

Use 2: used to fill awkward silence in place of lame cliched phrases such as "good times"

Use 3: a way to stop the current convo and switch to another topic more suitable to your cultured tastes

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1. lame-Joe: heyy did u know the Superbowl XXXXXXXVII is on tomorrow!

cool-Jim: meh, it's whatevs. anyways man, i gotta go. i've got a...food..in the oven. Peace. (leaves lame-joe in the dust)
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2./3. lame-Joe finishes telling story that no one cares about.
L-J -"haha, that was soo funny! don't u guys think so??"

posse-"haha.. ya.. sure.."

C-J -"meh, it's whatevs. YO! did you guys see Lebron KILLIN Kobe in the Game 7 of the Finals?!?!?!"
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by "C-J" May 10, 2009

It's whatever

If something bad is expected to happen but you really don't care about the situation. It may also be a style of living one's life (laziness).

Brandi: I think we might miss our plane home?!
Josh: It's whatever...
Brandi: Ugh Josh don't think that way

by peewee1112223 October 28, 2009