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Human Waste

A waste of human potential or a person who is a waste of space. An evil or trouble making type who is about as useful as poop.
John is such human waste he sells drugs and beats people up for a living even though he could have got into college.
by Anonymous123456789101 July 12, 2012
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Waste of Flesh

An individual that has no values or standards, makes no effort to apply them selves, worthless
She`s a waste of flesh for performing sexual acts with animals
by clearly May 4, 2008
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Wasted Wednesday

getting trashed on a wednesday
could also be a continuation of tipsy tuesday
or a prep for thirsty thursday
What are you going to work on today?

Nothing, its wasted wednesday.
by toonerpro December 2, 2009
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waste of skin

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good skin some poor burn victim could be using.

See also waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of oxygen, waste of semen, and waste of space, but oddly enough not "waste of makeup", which is mostly used by... wastes of skin.
"Yeah, I stopped seeing Joe after I found out he evicted his grandmother from their duplex to rent it to some strippers he met at a titty bar. What a total waste of skin."
by Eva Lynn July 10, 2005
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Wake and waste

Similar to the wake and bake, a wake and waste is the act of consuming any leftover weed AND alcohol from the prior night's activities apon waking up, hungover. Often with the intent to lessen hangover symptoms but with the results of becoming wasted before noon.
"I was having some 'hair of the dog' but then the wake-and-bakers handed me the bong"

"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."
by xkwid August 22, 2011
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penny-waste

Someone who isn't worth a penny. Good for nothing kind of brother.
by pi4a December 3, 2009
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Waste of Time

What you are doing right now by looking up random shit on www.Urbandictionary.com.
Whenever I have an hour to blow, I just go to Urbandictionary, it's such a waste of time...
by TACTICALSQUAD October 9, 2008
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