yanky my wanky

Asking for a hand job or talking about masturbating.

Why don't you reach over here and yanky my wanky.

What did you do last night?

Nothing, I was so bored I decided to just yanky my wanky.

by Cornbang March 23, 2016

yankee doodle wanky

The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.

"Dave did the yankee doodle wanky at the Bangles gig. I was so embarrassed."

by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

No more yanky my wanky

I shall endeavor to cease masturbating forthwith.

My dick is all chapped, so no more yanky my wanky.

by Neilmiser May 8, 2004

Fucking bullshit wanky game

Whilst playing a certain wargame on a well known platform and you keep getting killed by Bush wackers

Fucking bullshit wanky game

by N01 CaVeMaN November 20, 2020

Wanky

A short turn for a boys genitals.

I’ve got a small wanky.

by Just a random 52 year old August 26, 2021

Wanky

Wan·ky
/' wænky /

Weird
Strange
Abnormal

"Yea, that's kind of wanky if you ask me."

by The Walker & Griffin Dic. June 17, 2020

Wanki

When circumcised men get jealous of uncircumcised men

I have relief and I give relief to the women you wanki

by Snowy100 November 11, 2021