yanky my wanky

Asking for a hand job or talking about masturbating.

Why don't you reach over here and yanky my wanky.

What did you do last night?

Nothing, I was so bored I decided to just yanky my wanky.

by Cornbang March 23, 2016

yankee doodle wanky

The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.

"Dave did the yankee doodle wanky at the Bangles gig. I was so embarrassed."

by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

No more yanky my wanky

I shall endeavor to cease masturbating forthwith.

My dick is all chapped, so no more yanky my wanky.

by Neilmiser May 8, 2004

Fucking bullshit wanky game

Whilst playing a certain wargame on a well known platform and you keep getting killed by Bush wackers

Fucking bullshit wanky game

by N01 CaVeMaN November 20, 2020

Wanky

Weird

Wow dude that is so wanky

by shu ujigawa August 5, 2021

Wanky

Santana Lopes's catch phrase
-Sexual

Carl: You guys have a hole to fill and I'm just trying to fill it
Santana: Wanky😏

by Kate is the revolution October 3, 2022

Wanky arse

A mate who can’t admit a man cum over his pants while asleep

Lenny has a wanky arse after his mate shot his white goo over his pants and he liked it

by Whitelines84 February 24, 2023