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Alabama volcano

When a girl fills her mouth with liquor, gives a man a blowjob, and right as he's about to come lights his penis on fire with a lighter, giving the effect of a volcano as the semen leaves the flaming penis.
"This girl gave George an Alabama volcano and he couldn't walk straight for two weeks!"
by anongeo January 10, 2009
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Crusty Volcano

A rare phenomenon in which several pubic hairs erupt from outside and within the urethra during the ejaculation process. This serves as a primary breeding ground in which crabs, syphilis and AIDS may develop and/or regress. Causes uncontrollable itching and in later stages causes fuzzy discharge and erectile dysfunction resulting in permanently hairy spooge.
Dude, I got a mouthful of pubes from Bindi's Crusty Volcano!
by Dicks McCockmaster November 5, 2007
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Shit volcano

May be used to describe a person or object that spews out excesses of crap in verbal or physical form.

Word derives from a combination of the relatively harmless cuss shit and volcano; which until just recently wasn't considered quite as negative a word as it currently is (post Icelandic volcano ash cloud malarkey).
by Shitvafjökul July 7, 2010
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volcano penis

This is when a man/boy has a long foreskin which makes their penis look like a volcano
For example, Rhys McGowan sent a dick pic to Abbie and then Abbie said he has a volcano penis
by Abooooooi November 12, 2017
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Exploding Volcano

This is when three guys jizz in your butt and then you squeeze and all the jizz comes out exploding like a volcano.
Oscar let 3 guys jizz in his bum and then he bent over and did the exploding volcano.
by UziQP November 20, 2018
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Hairy Volcano

When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.
My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!
by Rocketeer814 February 4, 2012
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flesh volcano

After anal sex, a large penis and or object is pulled out of an asshole causing ones butthole to turn inside out and spewing poop everywhere like an angry volcano.
Damn man, my couch is ruined after I pulled my Wiener and car keys out of her butthole and that FLESH VOLCANO erupted.
by LpCarrDsch February 15, 2017
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