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Victory Class

When playing Modern Warfare 2, and a game featuring a game-winning killcam is about to be won, a victory class is used to humiliate the other team, the reason being that the victory class is a random create-a-class, and usually consists of bad guns and throwing knives. This is not only embarrasses the other team, but provides an entertaining last kill of other players.
We're about to win, switch to victory class. I'm gonna humiliate these noobs.
by sportboy January 7, 2010
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Victory Doughnuts

The act of purchasing doughnuts for your friends after you score with a girl. That is to say, any form of hookup, except for sex (going all the way) {sex has it's own rewards, you would prepare a barbecue for your friends, victory barbecue}.
Jed: "I ate like five doughnuts the other day!"
Austin: "Why so many?"
Jed: "two reasons, one, I had major munchies, two, my friend scored with a girl. He bought us victory doughnuts!!"
Austin"awwww sick!! let's spread this new tradition around the world!"
*high five*
by josesoap December 15, 2011
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victory nut

When you win an argument or fight, and bust a victory nut, and assert dominance
That win was so good , I'm going to bust a nut of pure victory. I'm going to call this occasion a victory nut
by Jimmbojummbo May 18, 2021
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Hour of Victory

A video game made for the Xbox 360. It holds the wonderful distinction as the worst game made for that console. It is essentially a rip-off of the earlier Call of Duty and Medal of Honor series using the same maps, etc. but introducing a god-awful sucky level of gameplay (e.g. It's almost impossible to die and you can beat an entire mission with a pistol, but not be able to interact with your teammates or find objectives) and a thin, watery storyline with very fake British accent overdubs.
Hour of Victory looks like an early PS2 game, except I got more enjoyment out of most early PS2 games.

"I paid $60 for THIS?!" -customer upon release of the game
by Bob_Lenz April 10, 2008
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French Victory

A stupid fatboy's fav' joke.
-Hey bro, dya know about French Victory?

-Hmm, let me guess, Indian natives genocide? The Bay Pig humiliation? The Vietnam War retreat? September 11's cutter assault? The 2nd Irak War, our bravest fight versus peasants?

-Er, I think these are actually some of our finest American Victories! Don't you have any idea?

-No dude, sorry but I don't even know where's France, I'm just an ordinary American fatboy you know. I've heard of this animal stuff, named "Napolion" (sorry I can't handle special characters, it's way too complicate for us yanks) or some, but he was not French, he was from Corsica I've heard on my fav cultural show, the Jerry Springer Show! Corsica must be a small town in Louisiana. Mom told me about Charles Martel (sounds funny hihi!), Hastings and the occupation of England but she might be wrong, afterall French language is made of more than 60% of English words, it can't be! Like our finest America-bred philosoph, President George Walter Bush, said once "the weird with French is they don't even have a name for 'entrepreneur'!" I bet it on the Statue of Liberty, our finest achievement, our old American glory!

-Dammit! My History exam is tomorrow, I'm too dumb to open an History book and check about this shit.

-Hosterlitz, or Austerlitz maybe (too many letter in this word, i'm not used to handle such complicated spelling!), French kicking ass of the Brits, the Russians and the Germans together!

-Fuggedaboutit, Austerlitz is a Cajun food, you're lame boy! French state doesn't have a single standalone victory, while we a 50-state union are experienced fighters, we won versus peasants armies allover the world! We are shitting ourselves about North Korea, but hey! These ones have weapons! We've no chance...
by Bande de peigne-cul !! September 4, 2008
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victory lap

When masturbating, the few extra jerks you take after orgasm.
He jerked til he came, but kept going for a victory lap.
by Airplane86 December 30, 2009
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Hipster Victory

When one person demonstrates hipster dominion over another.
Guy: "I love this band!"
Guy 2: "I love them too. Infact, I love the limited edition split E.P. they did back in 02 the most".
Guy: "I don't think I know that record..."
Guy 2: "Hipster victory!"
Onlooker: "Enjoy it, prick".
by Sander Cohen March 25, 2008
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