Venezia man

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves scoring against Venezia. He would fight anyone who dares to take Venezia from him. He even thinks about Venezia more than his wife..

Venezia man like scoring penalties even more than drinking water.

by Trillss May 27, 2021

Vene

A runecape Player or gold farmer who is from Venezuela.

All these Vene's farming GP to sell to RWTer's

by Skidmark1996 September 28, 2022

The Venezuelan Vagina Tear

The act of ripping a woman's vagina open so wide she can give birth to a monster truck.

"I heard Jimmy gave Bertha the Venezuelan Vagina Tear Yesterday, yet she doesn't seem too sad about it."

by ThePolishPrincess January 19, 2023

Venetaism

Saying something that is completely out of context to the general conversation, insanely hilarious, and in a Bulgarian accent.

Ronald made such a Venetaism the other day, he said, "Do you mean worm as in little bit hot or as in the thing you find in a potato?" It was righteously hilarious.

by jasd2d April 25, 2008

Venezuela

The most beautiful country in the world, with the most beautiful beaches. Lovely accent, and lovely people. In Venezuela, you find the hottest and kindest people in this world. Venezuela is known as a very happy country.

- hey! have you been to venezuela?
- yeah dude! it's the most beautiful country in this world!

by andreac123 February 21, 2012

veness

a beautiful girl from venus

yo that girl is veness!!

by tom geyton July 31, 2007

Venetian Gondola

A turn of phrase used to describe what flat mates get up to get the banter started. Where one gay (the rower) wanks his even gayer mate (the gondola) off. Like 'skiing' but involves two people not three.

"Where have them two gone?"
"dunno. Probably back to theirs to play the Ventetian gondola"

"Oi mate! Go and play with your Venetian gondola. He looks all lonely over there on his own, you batty! Ciao!"

by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 27, 2012