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Vegetarian 

A person who kills plants for food, claiming it's evil to kill animals.
"I'm going to kill a plant and then tell everyone how bad it is to kill."
—Random Vegetarian
Vegetarian by Relentless February 10, 2005

vegetarian 

A very popular diet to have in modern society today. Many vegetarians claim that eating meat is a "thing of the past" and our canine teeth are "relics of an older humanity" or some other hippie shit. If early man ate nothing but vegetables, we would be a VERY different race of people and no one seems to realize that. Humanity was based on meat; whether or not you could find meat could signal the end of your tribe. If the homo sapien species were herbivores, we would all be shorter, weaker, slower, etc. In short, the world would be populated with hippies, instead of guys like the US Marines. You think THEY'RE vegetarians?

You traitor. :P

Bottom line: Eating meat is in your fucking blood. You can try to get around it, but it's been there since the dawn of humanity.
Honestly people, do you think body builders get as big as they do by being vegetarians?

vegetarian 

The Plant Killing Hippies, also known as vegetarians, eat no meat because they only like grass.
vegetarian by Sean Grube March 12, 2003

Vegetarian 

A excuse to prevent indigestion, projectile vomit, insulting of family members, or other discomforts that are caused by eating certain meats.
Bill- Why haven't you eaten your haggis?
Bob- I'm a vegetarian
Vegetarian by <3zeEMO July 15, 2006

vegetarian 

A wonderful person because the more vegetarians the more meat for those who are meatetarians.
Blood flows in our veins, whats wrong with slurping some off of our plate you vegetarian?
vegetarian by sb123baby February 2, 2009

Vegetarian 

A person that is too much of a pussy to eat meat.
Joe:John is such a pussy he won't eat a hamburger.

Kerry: LOL. Fucking vegetarian. What a wuss.