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by Pickle5977 April 24, 2022
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vegan

The pure work of satan
I became a vegan but later realized how much of a 'missed steak' it was
by monkey_jizz January 26, 2015
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Vegan

If everyone was a vegan, humans wouldn't be here today. Meat is healthy for you, we're part of the food chain too, get over it.
by okkk June 15, 2003
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Veganism

Noun
A cult of people who never engage in sexual activity
Person 1 : veganism is the best
Person 2 : so is sex
Person 1 : oh
by Tangy67420 December 6, 2019
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Vegan

One who eats no meat, or anything from an animal. They do not use anything that comes from an animal either.
Oh Taylor's vegan. Her mom bought her a wool blanket and she gave it to me!
Also she cried when we tried to take her to Saltgrass Steakhouse.
by Er!n May 11, 2008
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Vegan

annoying attention seeeking, plant eating, cringey faggots
she's so fucking annoying, must be a vegan
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Vegan

A person that does not consume, use, or wear any animal by products for many reasons including:
~humans are the only animal that continue to drink milk after weaned of their mother's
~growth hormones that are injected into cows and chickens are then consumed by humans
~they just don't like milk or meat
~they have allergies
~the idea of eating the result of a chickens period is not pleasant
~those appetizing limp greasy Whoppers don't appeal to them

And more. People, who feel guilty for eating meat but are too weak to give it up, often refer to them as Nazi's. However, most vegans don't think down upon people that eat meat.
Omnivore: Do you like chocolate?
Herbivore: No, I'm vegan.
Omnivore: Oh, so you think I am a meat eating pig who enjoys animal cruelty, just a jerk who desrves to die because I won't chain myself to a tree to save a forest?
Herbivore: That is just a common misconception. I don't think that way about anyone except for bush. Let's go to the movies.
Omnivore: Sounds good!
by epitome of innocence November 24, 2006
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