Valentine's Day

Total crap. It's an annual reminder that nobody loves you, and that the only people who care enough to try and make it a semi-okay day for you is your parents, if you're lucky.

An ESPECIALLY terrible day for those without access to substantial amounts of alchohol.

Girl (sees couple being all lovey smushy and crap for everybody to see) : Oh go ahead, carry on. Don't mind me! I'm just gonna go kill myself, and no one will care because it's Valentine's Day and no one loves me. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet life.

by sweeetlife March 1, 2011

Valentines day

Means Another day another slay just on valentines day

Me:wanna slay
Her: its Valentine’s Day
Me:yeah have a play and a slay
Her:ok :)
Me:happy valentines day :)

by Bzup February 11, 2022

Valentine's day

A day to celebrate anyone you love

(NOT JUST THE ONES YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO.)

Hey dude whatudoin on valentine's day

I'm going out for lunch with family, dinner with friends and then I'm going to walk my dog!
Wow! That's such a cool way to spend valentine's day!
Ikr

by greenavocado February 15, 2020

Valentine's day

An excuse to get her to let you hit it from the back

"dude it's Valentine's day"
" Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"

by Sugarrrdaddyypimpz February 14, 2017

Valentine's day

Valentine's day is the day when everyone finds out how lonely they are.

Do u wont to be my valentine on this valentine's day?

by POTETÅKER February 12, 2019

Valentine's day

Also known as national crippling depression day

Person 1 :Happy valentine's day
Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day

by ThatOneBaldyFromTheSmashClub February 15, 2018

Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018