Valentine's day

The day pornhub premium is free.

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.

Valentine's day by PowerRager February 15, 2019

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Valentine's Day

The duff of the holidays

I hate Valentine's day

Valentine's Day is coming, where's your boyfriend ?

Valentine's Day by tchoupi February 10, 2020

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Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

Valentine's Day by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

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Valentine's Day

The day of ULTIMATE rejection

"Happy Valentine's Day and will you be mine" "HELL NO" :,(

Valentine's Day by Midday August 28, 2021

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Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.

Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"

Valentine's Day by DinoArms February 16, 2022

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Valentine's Day

It is widely ceberated worldwide, but it's haram in Islam. Muslims should not celebrate it, although many people don't know about it.

A: Why can't I celebrate Valentine's Day?
B: Because you're a Muslim. Valentine's Day is haram, do you know?

Valentine's Day by KenanganLagenda February 14, 2023

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Valentine’s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

Valentine’s Day by The guy over there February 14, 2018

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