The Ultimate Blowjob

When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.

Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."

Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"

by WebbyLoad January 30, 2014

The Ultimate Comment

The most abstract utterance possible that contains all other utterances and thus describes everything; the secret of the universe.

Let's discover the Ultimate Comment.

by thomas the walking head March 28, 2007

ultimate kek

a kek higher than topkek

that meme deserves an ultimate kek

by MrLimpdick February 24, 2017

ultimate blaze

Wild person that has no sense of humor and is retarded

That guy is such a ultimate blaze

by XxRobluxMeister69696969xXXxXXx August 31, 2017

Ultimate Gags

A particulary douchey way of expressing laughter.

Similar to the expressions LOL or lmao. But gives you that feeling of inner hatred like when you see xD.

Person 1: Life has been dragging me down a lot lately, and with my grandmother's recent suicide, its been even harder to come to terms with life.

Person 2: Ultimate gags

by Yekaj March 14, 2019

ultimate ghosty

When you hang a shit and you turn around and see that your shit has disappeared. Then you go and wipe your arse and the toilet paper is clean like you never hung a shit

Man I done the biggest shit and when I turned around it was gone. To check that I done a shit I wiped my arse and there was nothing. Wtf! Did I do a shot or not? I must of done the ultimate ghosty

by SirMixAlot II February 10, 2018

Ultimate Taco

When a girl gets hit in her vagina and rolls over in pain.

I ULTIMATE TACOED Marina so hard that she saw stars.

by Arriving in Jeruselem May 3, 2015