Typing Syndrome

A state in which one has been typing for so long that he begins to lose his temper and make an excessive amount of typos. It can often lead to extreme stress and destruction of the keyboard angry-german-kid style.

I was working in my office yesterday, and I started making shitloads of typos. I went crazy and destroyed my keyboard on the desk.

Must have been typing syndrome.

by L05 June 17, 2009

Typing Disorder

Often abbreviated to td, it means that when you type something in a conversation and you spell it slightly wrong. You are not obliged to correct a td simply with a typing disorder with an asterix(*); you have to write td straight away. You are also allowed to acknowledge someone elses typing disorder by writing td after they right it as well.

An STD is a super typing disorder.

Dean:Hey
Sophie:Hye
Sandra: td!
Sophie:i kno ryt, that was such a typing disorder!

Dean: Hello
Sophie: loleh
Sandra: STD!

by asexian July 1, 2009

Over-Excitement typing

When you're too excited to type in misspelled words to the point where you just simply hit the caps lock key and hit any letter you'd please. This is generally done very fast and it is an easy to get across "Hey, I'm excited and I have no idea what to say.

Usually it is used by fangirls to express love over a specific character in an anime or a video game

Also it occasionally starts or ends with a word.

"DID YOU SEE THE NEW EPISODE LAST NIGHT?"
"FGHDSJAKFGADSJKGHFSAJLDGHFSKLDAGHYES I DID!!! IT WAS SO AWESOMEGFDJLGHLKDGKFAL *foams at mouth*"

The uncomprehendable words the second person was saying is an example of over-excitement typing

by Imp3ndingD0om June 17, 2009

Side Saddle Typing

Sitting with your legs crossed or un-crossed with your body perpendicular to the keyboard while typing.

Jim was side saddle typing a lust letter to Glenn Beck to hide his small hate boner.

by JWeebs March 3, 2010

The Typing of the Dead

The Typing of the Dead is the best typing game ever created. This awesome and unbelievable unique game, created by Sega and with the assistance of Smilebit(to remake the game into English), forces you to learn how to type correctly. Basically, this game is the house of the dead 2 except instead of shooting the zombies with guns you shoot them with your strapped-on keyboard. This game makes you type funny and sweet phrases like "geisha waltz", "nasal wig", "bahama mama", and "hot babes". In Japan Sega is working to release "The Typing of the Dead 2" so keep your fingers crossed for it to be ported to come to the US.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, wanna come over today and play some Xbox?"

Dude 2: "Naah, man. I'd rather play The Typing of the Dead. You get to type zombies to death."

Dude 1: "WTF are you talking about? The what of the dead?"

Dude 2: "It's the best typing tutor ever. It beats the hell out of Mavic Beacon. It's really simple: Type or Die."

Dude 1: "Fashizzle. I need to work on my typing skills myself. Let me see this game."

by Adel7 August 15, 2007

typing stutter

When an idiotic person usually a girl adds in extra letters to a word to appear cute or flirty, or simple cannot type.

Her typing stutter was absolutely unbearable, this kid needed to learn how to spell. "Ohhkayyss, seee yuuu nexxtt tiimee bbaby!"

by myxchemromance January 18, 2010

typing tourettes

After typing messages on an instant messenger (such as AOL or AIM)you find yourself typing random words without the intent to acctually send them to your friend. Sometimes you dont even know your doing it.

Hey John how are ya?
(while waiting for a reply)-fuck fuckk assmunchadick bjiusnoubhosoijbno shittyt shitty poo poo(thinks to self:oh god i must have typing tourettes

by JohnGottiSyndrome November 10, 2007