Turd Burglar

someone who stinks and has always got snoton their clothes. Example stinks

You are a turd burglar

by gaylord March 23, 2005

Texas turd burglar

The act of reaching up someone's anus "while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

by Dustin Neahr January 17, 2006

Frosted Turd Burglar

When a woman who has to take a shit, tricks a man into having anal sex until he finishes inside, then the woman subsequently shits out the turd and fuckes herself with said turd to get pregnant.

I'm going to court for child support because this frosted turd burglar is trying to take me for everything I have! It was just suppoused to be a simple Craigslist hookup!?!

by Bankerlovely February 24, 2021

Nerd turd burglar

Someone who sodomises science-fiction fanatics and computer programmers.

"Cor blimey, he's a right nerd turd burglar!"

by Clarice December 3, 2003

Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar

A mythical beast of Puerto Rican descent, whom resides in the small town of Alliance Ohio. Alias's include "Puedo" and not to forget "el turd burg". Famous for the the "great turd heist of 97" the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar is still at large.

Lookout it's Puedo the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar.

by Corey_danger May 27, 2011

nerf hurdlin turd burglar

nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun

One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.

Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"

by lil-nugget January 22, 2014

turd burglar

a funny insult which could be used when someone is/was being a dick, usually in a non-serious manner (also see turgle for further details).

mike: *steals jenny's phone*
jenny: give it back you turd burglar

by eminemanemone December 13, 2018