turd burglar

Anyone who steals from a Year 9 student at Melbourne High School, Australia (derived from the olden day term 'Third')

Look at that Turd Burglar tag that Turd!! F*ckin Turds... Need to be taught a lesson

by fatty August 21, 2003

Frosted Turd Burglar

When a woman who has to take a shit, tricks a man into having anal sex until he finishes inside, then the woman subsequently shits out the turd and fuckes herself with said turd to get pregnant.

I'm going to court for child support because this frosted turd burglar is trying to take me for everything I have! It was just suppoused to be a simple Craigslist hookup!?!

by Bankerlovely February 24, 2021

Nerd turd burglar

Someone who sodomises science-fiction fanatics and computer programmers.

"Cor blimey, he's a right nerd turd burglar!"

by Clarice December 3, 2003

turd burglar

The worlds greatest skateboarding crew from RADelaide, South Australia.

The Members are Frenzal, Ferret, Animal Chin, Nugget, Patty Holland and Clown.

Never Mind Carlisle Clique, here is the TURD BURGLARS

by *frenzal* March 30, 2005

Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar

A mythical beast of Puerto Rican descent, whom resides in the small town of Alliance Ohio. Alias's include "Puedo" and not to forget "el turd burg". Famous for the the "great turd heist of 97" the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar is still at large.

Lookout it's Puedo the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar.

by Corey_danger May 27, 2011

nerf hurdlin turd burglar

nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun

One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.

Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"

by lil-nugget January 22, 2014

turd burglar

Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.

Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”

Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar

by Stinkletoot May 26, 2024