Tulips

TULIPS ON THIS DICK!!!!1!1!1!!1!

Person 1: Hey let’s go plant some tulips
Person 2: Why tulips?
Person 1: Tulips on this dick bitch
Person 2: *fucking dies*

by Nick-Fil-A May 18, 2021

waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"

by bondurke January 24, 2025

butter my tulip

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.

Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.

by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016

Tulip

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damn, i love tulip!

by WoomyStudios September 12, 2021

Tuliper

When a lesbian is ¨ Eating " the vagina

Lilly and Michelle are Tulipers

by Sadness.and.depresstion.101 January 30, 2019

Tulip

THE MOST F*CKING BASIC FLOWER

Others : Omg why does she look like a Tulip
Me : because she is basic like a Tulip

by Wavegirl_ November 8, 2019

Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin

“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”

by TheRiceFieldReaper October 12, 2019