Turkish battle cannon

A particularly gnarly penis. The term is often assumed to imply foreskin and smegma.

Girl, I'm fittna holla at Alex. He fine.

Don't do it, Tanya. He's totin around a Turkish battle cannon.

by Nomadic cook September 12, 2016

turkish

1) A language that is spoken majorly in Western Anatolia, with only the help of the tongue,lips and the teeth but not the throat or nasal cavity and which has a naive sounding;thus which can easily be differed from the neighbouring(personally,rough and/or horrible) languages(i.e: Arabic, Greek, Persian, Armenian,Kurdish,etc...)
2) A sub-branch of Turkic
3) A citizen of Turkey(can be a Turk,Arab,Greek,Armenian or a Kurd)

"Turkish is spoken by approximately sixty-five million people world-wide"

by AttilaAyhun April 9, 2006

Turkish Blowtorch

When engaged in sexual intercourse, one partner burns the hairs on the others' genitals with a lighter or a match. Usually the only the kinky couples do this.

Guy: Aye bro why you walking so funny?

Other Guy: My lady gave me the old turkish blowtorch last night.

Guy: Damn.

by AssMittens5000 August 29, 2011

Turkish Snowblower

noun
A sexual practice when a man masturbates into the back side of a fan (usually high powered) where the cum picks up and propels through the other side usually upon another person.

A unique style of bukkake involving a fan.

Origin:

2010-2011; Northern California, USA

Next time you want to do a Turkish Snowblower can you put down a towel first?

by Mildly Retarted September 6, 2013

Turkish Takeoff

When you pull the fire alarm and leave with a stranger.

"Yo, wanna dip?"
"Sure, lemme just pull this first"
"Nice, the ol' Turkish Takeoff"

by Utnanacorn April 24, 2018

Turkish Black Ball

When someone wraps a rubber band around someone else's nuts and snap the rubberband until their nuts turn black.

Hey Tommy, wanna do Turkish Black Ball?

by Retard Association August 19, 2022

The Turkish Hammer

A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammer up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.

I met this girl last night and after a few drinks she took me back to her place and laid down The Turkish Hammer on my cock... vicious!

by Jason Royle April 30, 2008