Torque

(v) To be aroused.

(n) A boner

(adj) For a guy to have a boner

Darren: "I'm going to torque you so hard."

Darren: "I banged my torque."

Darren: "I'm so torqued right now."

by Dr. Shanknstien January 24, 2013

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Torque

To (usually intentionally) anger or torment someone.

Dude, stop torqing me, I'm trying to drive here. (Friend in back seat keeps blowing in driver's ear)

I can't take this torque-fly any more! Am I the only person in the room he keeps landing on?

Please stop torqing me guys, I can't help that I have bird-legs.

What's with this damn torque-fly hat keeps landing on my face - Am I the only one in the room with bad breath or something?

by Elephantboy23 August 30, 2021

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Torque

The true definition of torque is when you wake up in the morning with a morning wood and you have to torque yourself up at just the right angle to take a piss.

I had such a bad case of morning wood this morning when I went to piss, I had to really torque up just to make it in the toilet.

by Adolf Oliverbusch December 01, 2022

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torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities

I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex

by NtotheD October 10, 2018

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European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023

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