Fully Torqued

A sarcastic way of saying something is going/will go great. Mainly used for when you know for certain that something will go wrong.

*Band is about to start a song*
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok

by Macabrebard2 April 18, 2019

Torque

(v) To be aroused.

(n) A boner

(adj) For a guy to have a boner

Darren: "I'm going to torque you so hard."

Darren: "I banged my torque."

Darren: "I'm so torqued right now."

by Dr. Shanknstien January 24, 2013

torque dog

The most erect a penis can be..

That stripper gave me a raging torque dog.

by heterofratboi June 16, 2020

Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.

That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.

by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020

Torqued

When you have testicular torsion

Bro 1: Bro I’m so torqued rn
Bro 2: You should probably go to the hospital

by thatfunnygermanman October 19, 2023

Torque

To (usually intentionally) anger or torment someone.

Dude, stop torqing me, I'm trying to drive here. (Friend in back seat keeps blowing in driver's ear)

I can't take this torque-fly any more! Am I the only person in the room he keeps landing on?

Please stop torqing me guys, I can't help that I have bird-legs.

What's with this damn torque-fly hat keeps landing on my face - Am I the only one in the room with bad breath or something?

by Elephantboy23 August 30, 2021

Balls are Torqued

When somebody is irritable to everyone because they are pissed about something.

John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.

by 3pumpdump October 20, 2014