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Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.
Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.
by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022
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Tom Brady

An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.
Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.

Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019
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Tom Brady

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Tom F’ckin Brady

A replacement for the phrase Too F’ckin Bad
Need help with that, well Tom F’ckin Brady!
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Tom Bradyed

Dumping someone you’ve been in a long term relationship with despite all of your friends’ and families’ pleas not to do it. Like Tom Brady did when he broke up with the Patriots and New England 😔
I just Tom Bradyed my baby momma after 20 seasons.
by NEPatsFan12 December 2, 2020
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Pull A Tom Brady

Leave a group or team you’ve been committed to unexpectedly
I’m afraid Harry Styles will pull a Tom Brady and leave One Direction
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tom brady wins another supper bowl

Everyone that is not a PATS fan is calling tom brady a gay fag who likes his own ball deflated
by tom brady hater666 January 4, 2020
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