fart thumper

One who takes penises and rams farts back into anuses

She tried to fart while we was doing it so I used the ol fart thumper

by Amsterado June 4, 2014

Dick Thumping

Overly bothersome while another tries to accomplish something.

Back off me son, stop dick thumping, I'm trying to ask the question, but you're all up on me

by Pa-ool August 23, 2016

Jumper thumper

Is the term given to an over enlargered foreskin which has received prolonged sexual intercourse. This prolonged intercourse creates a thicker more jumper-like foreskin which can also vary in colour e.g red, blue, purple and even Smokey orange

'Dad what's a jumper thumper?' ......... 'ermmm, it's that rabbit of bambi son'

by MattM18 March 6, 2019

cunt thumper

Noun. The cuntiest cunt of all.

Anna’s mom Jackie is an absolute cunt thumper.

by Captblack85 March 16, 2019

Double Thumpkin

Placing the right thumb in the vagina, and the left thumb in the butthole.

My wife moaned and groaned as I gave her a no-lube double thumpkin.

by SlimGravy January 16, 2019

Bible Thumper

an ignoramus of the highest order

That bible thumper on the corner wouldnt shut up about how god is the only certainty in this world so i reported him to the cops for disturbing the peace

by buttmusket July 23, 2009

Thumping

An advanced version of pounding. A form of highly aggressive, slow-paced sex where you must thrust as hard as you can while pulling her towards you in one motion. You MUST only thump her ONCE EVERY 3 SECONDS! If this is done quicker, she will be in an extreme amount of pain and will be unable to walk. Thumping is usually performed after having sex at your peak level of speed

Well, last night was incredible. I was THUMPING her!! I THUMPED her so hard, she calls me Thumper now!

by Dr. Choonie PhD December 4, 2010