wombat strategy

Attracting members of the opposite sex by the use of a tower made of square poop ontop of a log or rock.

Person1: oh wow your girlfriend is hot, how did you manage that?
Person2: The wombat strategy

by paulrbear November 14, 2017

pat the wombat

To pet or caress a furry four legged animal(wombat), or to masturbate vigorously with both hands.

I watched my friend pat the wombat, which he found in the forest three days before.

My bathtub was sticky after my friend finished patting his wombat.

by cc-money June 25, 2007

wailing wombat

The act of moaning like a ghost and hissing like a wombat while having sexual relations in a car

On the way home we stopped on the side of the road and she turned into a wailing wombat. I was oddly turned on.

by Wombat7 August 11, 2015

Walking the Wombat

When a woman is walking along and is wearing a very short skirt, exposing her pubic hair.

"Check out that chick in the tiny skirt!"
"Woah, Loads of bush there. She's walking the wombat!"

by Kozeyekan August 29, 2012

Wombat-Fucker

A person who often fucks filthy wombats for sexual pleasure.

Slang usage: A punk ass muthafuckin bitch!

He was on PCP so i doubt he is your typical wombat-fucker when he banged that disgusting wombat. Either way he aint coming back in my muthafuckin house. shit.

by 510 Clown Mob June 06, 2011

Mexican Wombat

A sexual move where you grab the males penis between your feet and jack him off with your feet while he fingers you.

Last week my girlfriend gave me a mexican wombat because I have a foot fetish.

by Charlie Sammich May 16, 2010

Wombat

used to insult someone and scare them. usually so they are left with no respone and you feeling acomplissed.

John: i f*&king hate you stupid poser.
Bob: we all know your a wombat kay.
john: (confused-look) fine.?

by ajclsb March 14, 2010