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vacuum suction

Something a guy uses on his ding-a-ling when he is unable to lose his virginity to an actual girl
My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!
by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016
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Spanish Vacuum

When one sexual partner forms a perfect seal around the others anus, sucking the fecal juices out. Then transporting the juices from the anal cavity to the vaginal crease whilst maintaining a constant slurping noise.
I was having a bad day, until my boyfriend gave me a Spanish Vacuum.
by Chet chu betcha September 12, 2017
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Dutch Vacuum

Receiving oral sex while inside of a ducth oven
Man she gave me a Dutch Vacuum
by Master Dutch May 28, 2018
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Finger Vacuum

The act of picking up the largest and most noticeable pieces of fuzz/crumbs/lint on your floor, instead of actually vacuuming.
Parents are coming over, better do a quick finger vacuuming!
by Jolly Joe January 24, 2011
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Virginia Vacuum

The art of taking the vacuum hose and shoving it up the girl's pussy while on and then once finished, open the vacuum bag and enjoy the insides of vaccuumed girl.
Bro, Sally let me give her the Virginia Vacuum last night! WOW did it taste good!
by TheTealDeal November 20, 2016
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Canadian Vacuum

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.
"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"
by Robbie_667 August 3, 2023
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Yap Vacuum

pronounced: yap vak-yoom

1. (noun) An area in which there is little or no sign of aidual interference, such as a library or a studio booth, or any area where there is uninterrupted silence.

2. (noun) An occurrence when one diverts surrounding individuals' attention to oneself.

3. (noun) An area that naturally causes change in one's morale, whether negative or positive, causing silence simultaneously during the process.
(1) "It's too loud here to study. Let's find a yap vacuum."

(2) The sudden outbreak of vulgar word exchange quickly became a yap vacuum.

(3) "This place brings back many bad memories. It's such a yap vacuum."
by TewSLy September 10, 2012
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