Tennessee tea party

The act of having sex with an animal after having had too much moonshine.

My wife is out of town so last night I had a Tennessee Tea Party with a sheep.

by Jackandjill2000 December 21, 2017

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zombie tea party

a tea party at cafe after everyone has had a night of heavy drinking

zombie jesse- aaaarrrgggg... the beer

zombie harry- drink... coffe... feel... better...

zombie baxter- my coffe tastes like beer... this defintly is a zombie tea party

by undead hybusa January 8, 2008

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Bavarian Tea Party

Essentially tea-bagging with beer in your mouth.

When you lean your head back and gargle beer while a guy comes up from behind you to dip his balls into your mouth.

"I got wasted at a party and had a Bavarian Tea Party with this guy whose name I can't remember."

by Scandinavian Welfare States December 1, 2009

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German tea party

A sexual act in which ones testicals are inserted Into another's mouth, and then take a shit on your partners forhead.

Marcus was afraid that giving his Jewish parter a "German tea party" would be viewed as a hate crime

by Ed Dawg January 30, 2015

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An extremely complicated and thorough procedure which is generally used for entertainment purposes in Virginia. First, one (male) shaves his anal and grundle hairs into a glass of hot, steaming water. The perp then takes said glass, throws it in the face of a woman, preferably a hooker, which temporarily blinds her. As she is screaming in pain, covered in pube shavings, the glass must be broken on her head. The resulting mixture of trimmings, blood, spit, and broken spirit is "Tappahannock Tea".

Ryzza: Is she from out of town?

Teesge: Yea I think so. She's pretty cute.

Ryzza: Lets get the van and give her a Tappahannock Tea Party under the bridge.

Teesge: Let me finish my Zima.

by Binkieman777 October 10, 2007

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