sam way/skywalker

a poopy doopy shart bag that never shuts up about mcr & anakin skywalker

me: my house burned down, i lost everything
sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??

by mikalovesloki December 5, 2023

Anakin Skywalker

A hot man. A youngling slayer. Doesn’t have the high ground (or limbs).

Me: anakin skywalker is hot
My bestie: get help

by StarWarsSlays July 5, 2023

Luke skywalker

A goofy, whiny, twink

Din djarin: are you a Jedi
Luke skywalker: will you marry me

by StarWarsSlays July 5, 2023

Anakin Skywalker

The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.

Anakin Skywalker is a cool general who treats his Clones like men

by CC-8826 September 23, 2023

amakin skywalker

Obi wan: It’s over anakin I have the high ground

Anakin :You underestimate my power

Obi wan: Don’t try it

Star Wars amakin skywalker

by A 3 year old child November 16, 2022

Skywalk

Driving purely based on memory or following road signs without the assistance of a GPS. Term originated from scene in the movie Star Wars in which Luke Skywalker trusts his instincts and turns off his targeting computer to blow up the Death Star.

I can skywalk to the airport but then will need to use Google Maps to get to the right terminal.
I need to use my GPS to navigate through downtown but once I get on the freeway, I can skywalk all the way home.
Apple Maps is so unreliable, I would rather skywalk.

by The Ebelizer January 10, 2022

Luke Skywalker

The prince of Alcatraz or Luke Skywalker is a fictional character from the space attack universe. His mother peps Skywalker and his dad Santa Skywalker were his parents until lord evader blew up there hidey hole.

Luke Skywalker beats his best friend the hairy cave man

by Regular man December 12, 2021