saggy dong

The man the myth the legend who wears tight pajama pants that define the lines of his penis, hence the name saggy dong.

"Senior saggy dong sold me some crack last ween behind Walmart "

by Duck pickle May 10, 2016

Saggy sex

Imagine you grandparents have the nasty but everything is all saggy and wrinkled

Little girl: mom where do babies come from?

Mom: well when people are horny they fucking then pop a baby come out of my cocchie.
Little girl:what happened to hi or hello
*10 years later *
Little girl but 10 years older: hey grandma do you and grandpa still you know -
Grandma:oh all the time its called saggy sex dear and one day you will enjoy it to
*60 years later

Little girl but 70 years older: hey wanna you have a little saggy sex ...
The end
This took a long time so appreciate it

by It is I March 14, 2021

saggy droop

an old womans droopy vagina. like grandma's crusty old pooch vagina

Grandma has a gross saggy droop.

by hannaH April 11, 2005

Saggy Flapjacks

a woman's saggy boobs or a man's saggy balls.

"debra's saggy flapjacks were like no other"

by erikalovesponies August 3, 2012

saggie tities

saggy tities, very unpleasant looking titties!

"your mom has saggie tities brah".

by brrettp March 31, 2017

Saggy Nutbag

1. The greatest website on this side of the internet. An original comic strip like no other.

2. Warm, relaxed state of your testicles on a summer's afternoon. This is the ideal state of a scrotum to perform any nuts-to-face moves.

Dude! I went to www.saggynutbag.com and laughed until my anus turned blue!

My Saggy Nutbag is too saggy! I tried stuffing it in Cynthia's mouth but I still have extra skin spilling out!

by saggynutbag September 3, 2009

Saggy Helmet

A drink, or a cocktail. It consist's of Smirnoff Ice and A large glass of rose wine . Traditionally served in a pint glass over ice.
It has been known to add a double shot of house double vodka to this.

I'll have a Saggy Helmet please bar keep. How much!

by drunked March 17, 2009