Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

juggling porcupines

When you're trying to do too much and everything gets chaotic causing a nervous breakdown or anxiety attack or even an accident.

Mom had to cancel the party because she slipped and broke her leg trying to do too much. She says mom-life can be like juggling porcupines sometimes.

by Kuznit July 30, 2024

porcupine complex

A insecurity complex that manifests itself as arrogance, abrasive, cocky and pompous behavior.

I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen February 05, 2018

porcupine complex

A insecurity complex that manifests itself as arrogance and pompous behavior.

I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen February 05, 2018

The Porcupine

When you get splinters in your penis from a glory whole

I accidentally got the porcupine in the truck stop bathroom.

by SVJ boiii January 28, 2022

Portuguese Porcupine

The act of smearing fresh feces on a partner's back, followed by performing acupuncture. The needles, combined with the smeared feces, leave the recipient resembling a porcupine.

The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.

After trying the Portuguese Porcupine, Taylor said it was the most invigorating experience of her life—who knew ancient traditions could feel so cutting-edge?

by CP2_King19 January 16, 2025

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020