Muncie Mashed Potato

Named after Muncie, Indiana. A Muncie Mashed Potato is where you are doing anal and a girl shits on your dick
Dude last night I did the Muncie Mashed Potato
by DUCKBOYDAOIL April 17, 2024
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Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.
I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .
by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 22, 2024
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Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.
Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.
by Lersei Cannister April 26, 2018
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Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.
Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie
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Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
by FilledZac November 22, 2019
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Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake
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Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.
Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.
by Konoyaro Bakayaro October 16, 2015
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