Hairy Chewbaca

When you go down on a girl and discover she doesnt have a landing strip...but a HAIRY CHEWBACA

A Hairy Mess in the vaginal area of a woman...DAMN BITCH, you got some hairy chewbaca down there, and I aint goin near that till you trim up!!!

by smartnet February 23, 2009

hairy toast

A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.

Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.

by UCLGay January 8, 2008

hairy dartboard

A slang word for the bumhole.

did you put your finger in her hairy dartboard?

by Gerth May 3, 2007

hairy kebab

Hirsute female Genetalia.

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.

by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006

hairy savage

A fearless human, with ape and savage like characteristics. Has no self control, and is wild. Jumps around, and is different than a normal human.

Andrew calm down you hairy savage!
man, that hairy savage needs to take it easy

by Taylor Trecartin January 27, 2008

Hairy Potter

A young wizard boy who dyes his pubes green like magic spell.

That faggot's a Hairy Potter

by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017

Hairy Bible

To jizz in a bible then rip your pubes out and stick them in the cum, then close the book and forcefully shove the book so far up your ass it starts to bleed.

Me and my cousins had a fun time with a hairy bible.

by Gavingaming February 22, 2023