When you place you hairy nut sack on you significant other’s forehead while she pounds your meat stick with her little hands, as she’s stroking you bust your load in her eyes and start snapping in her ears to create the crackle affect.
by anonymous July 3, 2025
Get the Hairy Firecrackermug. a very no-skilled card in the hit game clash royale made by the despicaple supercell, mostly used by 500lb men who spam her and evo knight at the bridge, if you use her, kys.
person1: hehehaw im gonna spam evo firecracker and megaknight at bridge.
person2: oh your coming out of the closest?
person2: oh your coming out of the closest?
by anonymous February 28, 2024
Get the evo firecrackermug. Firecracker is a bitch ass card in Clash Royale which sometimes you just want to go up to her and do the Will Smith slap due to her fucked up dodging skills. If you use this motherfucker, you probably have no family since you probably use Mega Knight and Electro Giant in your stupid-ass deck too (No wonder why your dad left). This card is only used by gay bitches who hate their life and want to commit suicide. If you see a useless piece of shit using this card, you might as well feel bad for the motherfucker since it has no other option in life other than using this douchebag card that needs a nerf. They have no bitches and are a virgin. What a way to live life.
by shithead ♛ July 27, 2022
Get the Firecrackermug. A 3 elixir card from the popular game Clash Royale that plays the role of an anti swarm that is unlocked in spooky town (arena 12.) But because Clash Royale is the 7th layer of pay to win hell, it is common to see people running around with evolved firecrackers like a kid with down syndrome in the Walmart freezer isle almost every game as early as arena 8. The moment your opponent places down an overleveled ass evolved firecracker in arena 8, you might as well throw your phone into the ocean because the water has a better chance of playing the game and winning than you.
Free to play sane person: You play Clash Royale? What deck are you running?
Mentally retarded gaylord: I'm utilizing an evolved, technologically advanced, pyrotechnic-based card assortment🤓.
Free to play sane person: What arena are you in?
Mentally retarded gaylord: Arena 10 and I only spent $900 on firecracker🤓!
Free to play sane person: *Loads shotgun*
Mentally retarded gaylord: I'm utilizing an evolved, technologically advanced, pyrotechnic-based card assortment🤓.
Free to play sane person: What arena are you in?
Mentally retarded gaylord: Arena 10 and I only spent $900 on firecracker🤓!
Free to play sane person: *Loads shotgun*
by 9/11 jenga ad January 2, 2024
Get the Firecrackermug. "Look at Emma, she's so cool, I'm happy that I know her. And she's hot as fire. She's a Firecracker."
by 8610 August 15, 2022
Get the Firecrackermug. When you stick a molotov cocktail and a firework in your urethra and engage in intercourse with someone, then when you unload, it detonates the firework and the molotov shatters inside.
by not_imallexxlads December 30, 2020
Get the The Firecrackermug. Used to describe a woman whose sex can be described as a one time thing because it was best the first time.
by Dino245 November 3, 2017
Get the Firecrackermug.