Up the Old Dirt Road

The act of two homosexual males having sexual intercourse.

Check out his partner.....he just took it up the old dirt road.

by GottaLoveRobin June 28, 2009

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The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.

The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.

by analvagina December 6, 2013

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dirt in the ditch

when you dont wipe your ass good enough you have dirt in the ditch

dirt in the ditch is shit in your ass crack

by Rick Bona October 21, 2009

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When you take a little kid by the name of javier and first give him a swirly while punching him in the balls, then find one hundred horse shits and make him bathe in it will having butt sex with a baboon.

You see that young lad over there, we should do "the dirty javier dirtbag" on that fucker.

by Condor12343 June 18, 2011

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dirt behind the ears

To overlook important details

The amateur lawyer lost the case. She forgot to look dirt behind the ears.

by aditya7299 March 7, 2025

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I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

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