Deer 1: wanna have sex
Deer 2: no we are the same gender
Deer 1: it's June man grow some balls
*gay deers have sex*
Deer 2: no we are the same gender
Deer 1: it's June man grow some balls
*gay deers have sex*
by Gaydeer June 3, 2021
Get the gay deer mug.Duck: I rode up next a deer on my atv and jumped on its back and slit its throat and ate it.
Me: No you didn't.
*later that day
Random Person: Hey Duck I heard you killed a dear with your bare hands.
Duck: Dude I never said that, it was Billy.
Random Dude: Deer killer.
Me: No you didn't.
*later that day
Random Person: Hey Duck I heard you killed a dear with your bare hands.
Duck: Dude I never said that, it was Billy.
Random Dude: Deer killer.
by deerkiller December 29, 2007
Get the deer killer mug.An eastern european truck driver who rescues a deer only to have sexual intercourse with it, while using mud as lube
by Backspace123 July 31, 2016
Get the Deer-Fucker mug.When two people in a bar "fight" by slapping each others' hands repeatedly when both people have their hands raised, like two deer fighting.
Yo dude, did you see Stacy and Pepe slapping each other? I think they're going to kill each other.
Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.
Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.
by LabradorJ September 25, 2011
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Aidan made the best deer cake for allie when he exhaled his lemon ice puff par into the smirnoff bottle.
by Gohawks14 November 21, 2022
Get the Deer Cake mug.A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.
by Possum Kicker August 3, 2017
Get the deer biscuit mug.A ghost-like haunting deer that are usually located in local parks. Many a teen have gone to the park late at night in order to tackle down this creature. They are known for their bizarre cry, "queal".
by Miao December 3, 2006
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