American Song Contest

-Do you know what the American Song Contest is?
-Yes! Its exactly the same as the Eurovision Song Contest..
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Clit measuring contest

When 2 or more women try to out-mom the others by being overnurturing and being overbearing
Susie is having a clit measuring contest with her mom over who can hug Susie's daughter longer after she got an A- on her coloring assignment.
by Hackmalafore May 12, 2021
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canal measuring contest

The female version of a dick measuring contest.
She interrupted Bill and Dave, arguing over who had the biggest tires on their Jeep, with "I'm not getting into a Canal Measuring Contest with you two!", knowing it would eventually lead into another Nascar discussion. This, in fact, served the purpose of calling them women without them getting the joke.
by MrFauxBot January 25, 2021
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Smallest penis contest

A contest where the guy with the shrimp dick gets the prize.
Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019
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richard measuring contest

Guy 1: Oh man I have to scrub the deck today. Guy 2: I'm on latrine duty, you want a cookie? Guy 3: You done with your richard measuring contest? We have things to do.
by erbz November 11, 2017
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Cornetto Love Contest

A way of saying thanks when someone does something outrageous. Literally means "for that I will fuck you"
Dude, heres that 30 inch brass dildo you wanted.

shit man, cornetto love contest!
by Bipola July 27, 2010
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Gross out contest

The act of drunkenly attempting to make your drunken buddies vomit by making them envision increasingly disgusting things.
"Hey, should we hit Terry with a gross out contest?"
"Yea, dude I have the perfect one."

"Yo, Terry, you know what's freaky?"
"What?"
"Technically, when we were babies, our dicks were inside our moms. We've had sex with our moms."
"BLEEEEEUUUURGH"
by Captain Trips January 27, 2009
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