Canadian Carwash

I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.

by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024

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carolina carwash

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then holding your scrotum and cock up, while straddling her face, and brushing her face, and cum, with your gooch hair.

My girlfriend wanted me to nut all over her face so I gave her a Carolina Carwash to make sure it got spread evenly.

by Boner101327 August 02, 2021

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Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)

Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!

by DonaldTrumpsMerken December 22, 2015

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Chocolate Carwash

The act of consuming a chocolate product, such as a brownie or cookies and cream milkshake, and spitting up the saliva-chocolate mixture onto your sexual partner.

Wow, Anabel last night gave me the best chocolate carwash I've had in the past decade!

by brownedout May 27, 2014

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Icy Carwash

Dragging chilly wet strands of hair against a nipple. Can be plural nipples. Is not limited to any gender.

It may be sexual, annoying, accidental, or simply mischievous.

My girlfriend gave me an icy carwash when she got out of the shower.

by Kale Scarletboer July 04, 2021

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