Texaco Carwash

When you get a golden shower by a group of Mexicans.

Yeah, I heard she got a Texaco Carwash once while she was in L.A..

by JeffyDumDum303 April 1, 2023

Carwash

When a female preforms oral sex on a males asshole

“Man I got the best carwash last night she went in with her tongue”

by Kittykat5000 June 28, 2022

Carwash kitty

So two friends went to the car wash to wash their car. And one of the girls got up on the car and started washing their “kitty”. An when she started doing so white stuff started cuming out so they started cleaning with it.

Omg she’s washing her car with carwash kitty.

by Carwash kitty November 19, 2021

Velvet carwash

When sumone with not one tooth performs oral sex

Man she gave me a velvet carwash all night long.

by Codeinekrazy13 October 8, 2022

Flintstone Carwash

When you lose control of your vehicle and crash into heavy bushes, thickets, forests, brush. Crashing into and through any heavy vegetation which might appear for a moment through the windshield to be similar to an organic form of the mechanical equipment that bushes cars at a car wash.

He was racing another car outside of town, lost control and flintstone carwash.

by b4ctom1 August 25, 2023

Canadian Carwash

When a moose licks the salt off a car.

I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.

by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024

Disgruntled Carwash

When one “butt chugs” a bottle of soda (pop, carbonated drink), and sprays it at an individual. but strictly only on the occasion that the act is done through a car window.

“I hit Greg with a good ol’ “Disgruntled Carwash” last week, boy was he mad”.

by Himmothy Neutron April 27, 2024