Velvet carwash

When sumone with not one tooth performs oral sex

Man she gave me a velvet carwash all night long.

by Codeinekrazy13 October 8, 2022

Carwash

When a female preforms oral sex on a males asshole

“Man I got the best carwash last night she went in with her tongue”

by Kittykat5000 June 28, 2022

Icy Carwash

Dragging chilly wet strands of hair against a nipple. Can be plural nipples. Is not limited to any gender.

It may be sexual, annoying, accidental, or simply mischievous.

My girlfriend gave me an icy carwash when she got out of the shower.

by Kale Scarletboer July 3, 2021

Flintstone Carwash

When you lose control of your vehicle and crash into heavy bushes, thickets, forests, brush. Crashing into and through any heavy vegetation which might appear for a moment through the windshield to be similar to an organic form of the mechanical equipment that bushes cars at a car wash.

He was racing another car outside of town, lost control and flintstone carwash.

by b4ctom1 August 25, 2023

Quincy Carwash

The simultaneous act in which a male is defecating while a female, seated on his lap and facing him, is urinating.

The Mrs. And I l experimented with various forms of intimacy while in Quincy, Ohio , including a moment where they sat facing each other on the toilet, engaging in simultaneous urination and defecation. Making it the Quincy Carwash

by Richard Fitztite May 27, 2025

Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.

After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.

by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022

Carwash kitty

So two friends went to the car wash to wash their car. And one of the girls got up on the car and started washing their “kitty”. An when she started doing so white stuff started cuming out so they started cleaning with it.

Omg she’s washing her car with carwash kitty.

by Carwash kitty November 19, 2021