burglar's moon

Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.

Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.

Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...

drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.

by edjog December 16, 2005

Air burglar

A person who takes more air than they are worth.

Step up and do your job!! Do not be an air burglar!!

by 68nthensome January 24, 2019

fence burglar

a fence burglar is someone who takes "a fence" to everything people say.

person: *inhales*
fence burglar: "how dARe you!!1! did that oxygen consent to being forcefully sucked into your lungs, huh??!!" *proceeds to steal a fence*

by justapersonidk February 2, 2022

Turtle Burglar

A person who has to poop so badly that others notice. Like a turtle head is about to emerge.

"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"

by Rock Tomskin & Notorious GREG August 2, 2012

Turd burglar

A person you do not particularly like who you have a suspicion burgles turds

Oi Dolan
Ye

Dude ur a turd burglar
Gooby pleaz

by Buttorange101 February 24, 2018

snerd burglar

A 90's insult that isn't ever used anymore. Similar do calling someone butthead or doofus.

Person 1: Dude you're such a butthead!
Person 2: Shut up you Snerd Burglar!

by #GamerWin June 12, 2019

trail burglar

A non-participant who enters a race course, despite a race in progress.

Bob is such a trail burglar. He decided to session the new jump line right in the middle of the beginner's race.

by BikesBeerBob June 2, 2022