by Thom July 29, 2004

The sudden unexpected signaling of displeasure with the current dating partner by insisting that each person pay for their part of the dinner date when it wasn't part of the original dating agreement. Either party can be the instigator of this rejection effectively ending the date.
"My date got up for the restroom," woman says into her cellphone, "but I don't think he's that into me."
"Why?" asks the BFF on the other end of the phone call.
Woman taps her credit card on the table: "I'm being dutched."
"Why?" asks the BFF on the other end of the phone call.
Woman taps her credit card on the table: "I'm being dutched."
by AnotherByteOfSeattle May 11, 2014

Hung over friend: "Last night was rough, I'm still in bed and I'm playing Candy Crush"
Best Friend: "Dude, you're being a bum."
Best Friend: "Dude, you're being a bum."
by cmexceler8 July 6, 2014

You’re being a boner rn. Dude, your friend suckkkkks, she being a real boner and stopped drinking an hour ago wth.
by Hswag23 December 26, 2018

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

being in love isnt just who texts first o going on dates it isnt about seeing each other naked it isnt about looking as the best couple ever. Love is about falling asleep in each others arms its about holding hands down the steet and feeling a warm fuzy feeling inside its about getting excited to go on dates its about sharing moments toghether you wouldnt want to share with anyone else its about smiling when their message pops up its abput blushing when there name is mentioned its love. You never ever wont to let them go even if they hurt you even if they screw up you forgive them beacuse your in love with them. Being in ove is about commitment its sbout no one else is better itsabout proving to them no other girl or boy is there mind. Its about facetiming every night even when your both really really tired its about the late night texts its about absloultey everything and anything you can think of. Being in love is the best thing that can happen to a person it can fix everything in a heart beat.
by pie.... February 2, 2021

by IduckingH8U January 14, 2019
