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the best time to wear a striped sweater 

Spongebob Squarepants Singing
*The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time*

I ain't never seen the beat 

To think someone or something is acting crazy and/or abnormal and be at a loss of words about it.

Same asthat beats all
When Scotty and Cody were acting bipolar and nuts, Gina said " I ain't never seen the beat."

National beat the living shit out a ginger day 

On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of one ginger and only one pick wisely
It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat

I'll beat the fucking shit out of you

Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.

Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.
Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!

Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.

Best Seat In The House 

A seat that offers the greatest comfort and visibility at an event.
"How was the show last night?"

"Great! I had the best seat in the house!"

Sorry for the blast 

1. When you apologize to someone before you shoot them or blow up their home.

2. Acknowledging that when you email many people with a pointless topic which nobody cares about, you are annoying them.
To: Company - All
From: Douchy McDouche
Subject: Car with lights on.
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Sorry for the blast, but a black honda with license plate DOUCHE BAG has left it's lights on.