When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.
Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.
by caporegime August 14, 2021
She was great at riding the zipper.
by zipper lover August 27, 2016
Forgetting to zip back up after going to the bathroom in a public place. Often accompanied by a "zipper coma", where you almost NEVER remember to attend to that little matter.
Of all the times to do this, Fred had a zipper slip just before walking up the aisle at his own wedding.
by backinbowl January 15, 2010
by cornychips June 05, 2021
Scar - often leading up the centre of the abdomen - from a spray of gunshots. Scar is in line with the zipper of the pants.
"Homie got shot right in the stomach."
"Did he die?"
"Nah, but once dem' scars heal he gon' have himself a Compton zipper."
"Did he die?"
"Nah, but once dem' scars heal he gon' have himself a Compton zipper."
by Crenshawn February 25, 2016
When you're in grade 5 and you need a post science class circumcision because you didn't tuck your willy and your zipper is made of metal.
by zipsondeck February 14, 2022
The gruesome act of gutting a hooker or prostitute with a curved knife usually from the lower stomach or vagina to the chin. Is pacticed mostly in South America and Asia.
Detective 1- We found her body in a ravine. It appears she was guatamalan zippered.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.
by hookah guttah 4 July 03, 2009