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Texas Windmill

Is when a man is about to blow his load, he quickly jumps up and hangs onto the ceiling fan and blows it in a circular wimdmill fashion.
by Bigchubnknutz April 12, 2020
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Wonka Windmill

When you dress up like Willy Wonka and start hitting from the back with a midget and you stand up with them still mounted on your dick and then you spin them around I’m a circular motion like the blades of a windmill, the midget can be male or female but dressing them up like an Oompa Loompa is not optional
“Hey bro how’d your date go last night?”
“It was great man, she’s a midget so I gave her a wonka windmill
by J-dub August 1, 2020
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windmill brains

When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.
You must be completely fucking retarded for buying a Shark Ninja product, you have Windmill Brains.
by theunfunnyfound August 22, 2020
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Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.
“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
by Guignol September 12, 2021
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Hungarian Windmill

A sexual act in which a small Hungarian woman rotates 365 degrees on a Hungarian Cock (*see Hungarian cock definition)
Zoltar - “Hey Anna, want to try the Hungarian Windmill tonight?”
Anna - “Yes! I’d love to spin around on your Hungarian cock!”
by LemonMary January 12, 2023
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Windmill Warrior

Widmill warrior is when a male jumps on a table and procedes to spin his penis in a 360° motion
Damn i just windmill warriored this girls last week
by Calum Duncan August 29, 2017
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Rainy Windmill

When you swing your dick around like a windmill and nut everywhere.
“Damn that nigga just did the rainy windmill on my sister
by flackoluva420 August 12, 2023
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